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New Spire Arts Tickets
For special needs, group sales, or other seating questions, please contact our box office at 301-600-2828.
All websales are stopped 2 hours before the performance start time; tickets may still be available at the door.
Standard | $35 |
Military | $30 |
Senior (62+) | $30 |
Student | $30 |
City Employee | $30 |
FAC Member | $30 |
A fresh and funny salute to Americana, this fast-paced, hilarious production starring Pat Hazell, gracefully walks the line between standup and theater.
A fresh and funny salute to Americana, The Wonder Bread Years, starring Pat Hazell (former Seinfeld writer and The Tonight Show regular), is a fast-paced, hilarious production that gracefully walks the line between standup and theater. From sitting at the kids table to riding in the way back of the Country Squire Wagon, The Wonder Bread Years is a comic bullseye for Baby Boomers everywhere. Jerry Seinfeld calls it “Milk-snorting funny!” and the Los Angeles Times boasts “Pure Unpasteurized Nostalgia.”
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